Terms of Service (WOLFRAMM.)
Effective date: [April 7th, 2025]
1. Who We Are
This online shop is operated by WOLFRAMM., a Smith and Smith Global, LLC brand based in Jasper, GA, USA. Our website address is www.wolframm.berlin, and we proudly serve stylish humans who value sharp wit and even sharper T-shirts.
If you have any questions (legal, existential, or laundry-related), you can reach us at:
✉️ ickwillleiderwatwissen@wolframm.berlin
2. Scope
These Terms of Service apply to all orders placed through this website. By placing an order, you agree to be bound by these terms. We reserve the right to update them as needed, and we’ll always note the date of the latest update above.
3. Ordering & Contract
When you place an order, you’ll receive a confirmation email. That’s us saying “Got it.”
The contract between us becomes binding once your payment is completed and accepted.
We reserve the right to decline orders that smell fishy (figuratively or literally).
4. Prices & Payment
All prices are shown in US-Dollars ($).
You’ll see shipping costs before checkout.
We accept major payment methods via our checkout provider. If your card does something weird, please check with your bank. We don’t do magic (yet).
5. Shipping & Delivery
All orders are fulfilled by Printful Inc. in the USA or EU, depending on where you’re located.
Production times usually range between 2–10 business days, plus shipping.
We are not liable for delivery delays caused by couriers, customs, or intergalactic disruptions.
6. Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your WOLFRAMM. gear. That said, many items are printed on demand, which means:
We cannot accept returns for reasons like “I changed my mind” or “my dog prefers blue.”
If your item arrives damaged or with a printing error, we’ll gladly replace it. Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
7. Retention of Title
Until payment is received in full, the item technically still belongs to us. We just let you babysit it for a bit.
8. Liability
We are not liable for damages that occur from misuse of our products (e.g., trying to iron a hoodie while wearing it).
Also, while we love dogs, we’re not responsible if yours steals your WOLFRAMM. shirt.
9. Applicable Law
This agreement is governed by the laws of the United States (Georgia), unless otherwise required by the laws of your local country for consumer protection.
10. Dispute Resolution
We’d prefer to resolve things like adults (or at least like Berliners). If you’re unhappy, write us first at ickwillleiderwatwissen@wolframm.berlin – we’re cool people.
11. Language
These Terms are provided in English. If you require assistance understanding any section, feel free to contact us.
WOLFRAMM. – because rules should still have style.